THIS IS AMERICA'S DECLINE <3

This is the personal website of one queer, fem 90s kid who is obsessed with pop culture, nostalgia and literary theory. It’s like a combination of a twink’s tumblr page, queer/feminist zine, trashy gossip rag, 90s women’s glossy and literary journal. • read more...

LATEST UPDATES...

07/26/24: I am entirely too pleased with myself | read more...

OVERANALYZING MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED

Reviews and close readings of my most listened-to songs of the past year.

Under the influence...

Logging the vintage mary-kateandashley merch the original influencers convinced me to buy.

Confessions of a shopaholic

Searching for meaning in the clearance racks.

Delivering the laughs

Funny memes, entertaining tweets and more internet fun can be found in "The Post Office."

Life's ruff...

Get a mood boost by browsing these funny dog memes.

Hello, wallpaper!

Fun desktop photos in The Gallery.

Reflecting on glossies

Meditating on 2000s teen magazines.


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#NOWPLAYING

WET HOT SUMMER
Heidi Montag

CHECK IT OUT: Find links to Heidi Montag cell phone lockscreens and desktop wallpapers, featuring hot pix from the music video for WET HOT SUMMER, on the music page!

Currently...

ALSO LISTENING TO: DREAM-GIRLS and Chanel No.5 by Camila Cabello

READING: Help Wanted by Adele Waldman

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